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- Benjamin Franklin - 123 quotes
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- Bertrand Russell - 90 quotes
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- C. S. Lewis - 37 quotes
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- Franklin D. Roosevelt - 149 quotes
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- George W. Bush - 47 quotes
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- Henry James - 26 quotes
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- Homer - 57 quotes
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- J. K. Rowling - 29 quotes
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- J. R .R. Tolkien - 45 quotes
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- James Thurber - 30 quotes
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- Jane Austen - 39 quotes
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- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - 66 quotes
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- John F. Kennedy - 52 quotes
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- Josh Billings - 26 quotes
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- Kahlil Gibran - 32 quotes
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- Lois McMaster Bujold - 51 quotes
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- Louisa May Alcott - 53 quotes
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- Mae West - 30 quotes
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- Mahatma Gandhi - 118 quotes
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- Martin Luther King Jr. - 42 quotes
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- Michel de Montaigne - 36 quotes
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- Napoleon Bonaparte - 27 quotes
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- Northern Exposure - 51 quotes
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- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. - 36 quotes
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- Oprah Winfrey - 60 quotes
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- Ovid - 29 quotes
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- Plato - 76 quotes
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- Publilius Syrus - 73 quotes
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- Real Live Preacher - 34 quotes
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- Robert A. Heinlein - 45 quotes
Lazarus Long: Time Enough For Love, US science fiction author (1907 - 1988)
- Ronald Reagan - 35 quotes
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- Salvador Dali - 43 quotes
Spanish Catalan Surrealist painter (1904 - 1989)
- Samuel Butler - 34 quotes
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- Samuel Johnson - 73 quotes
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- Seneca - 98 quotes
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- Sidney Madwed - 29 quotes
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- Sir Francis Bacon - 45 quotes
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- Socrates - 46 quotes
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- Sophocles - 43 quotes
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- Soren Kierkegaard - 49 quotes
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- Steven Wright - 36 quotes
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- Tao Te Ching - 39 quotes
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- Theodore Roosevelt - 39 quotes
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- Thomas Carlyle - 32 quotes
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- Thomas Jefferson - 73 quotes
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- Virgil - 26 quotes
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- Voltaire - 81 quotes
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- W. Somerset Maugham - 56 quotes
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- Will Rogers - 68 quotes
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- William James - 27 quotes
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- Woody Allen - 77 quotes
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