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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Unknown
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson
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Knowledge, without common sense," says Lee, is "folly; without method, it is waste; without kindness, it is fanaticism; without religion, it is death." But with common sense, it is wisdom with method, it is power; with clarity, it is beneficence; with religion, it is virtue, and life, and peace.
Austin Farrar
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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain
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Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
W. S. Gilbert
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Homer
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You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.
Demosthenes
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Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
Ludovico Ariosto
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
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We have some salt of our youth in us.
William Shakespeare
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.
Henry David Thoreau
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Muriel Strode
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The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching.
Anson Dorrance
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I believe it to be true that dreams are the true interpreters of our inclinations; but there is art required to sort and understand them.
Michel de Montaigne
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Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
Hebrews
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Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly bigger man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.
Gen. Peyton C. March
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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Elmer G. Letterman
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The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your lap.
Kathrine Palmer Peterson
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A man's library is a sort of harem.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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He saw that it was an ironical thing for him to be running thus toward that which he had been at such pains to avoid. But he said, in substance, to himself that if the earth and the moon were about to clash, many people would doubtless plan to get upon the roofs to witness the collision.
Stephen Crane
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I think it's them...Men. They have no fortitude. They're always dying or skedaddling off at the first sign of trouble. So tell me this, who is left to pick up the pieces, ship the body. clean out the closets? Us! And they have the audacity to call us the weaker sex.
Robin Green and Mitchell Burge
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You are the product of your own brainstorm.
Rosemary Konner Steinbaum
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Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
George Santayana
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I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.
Marilyn Monroe
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Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself: What is my truest intention? Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
Oprah Winfrey
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Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
Frank Herbert
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
William Rotsler
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Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Michael Crichton
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Spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.
Clive Lewis
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There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.
George Meredith
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All right, class. I'm your substitute today. It's Friday and the last period, and I know you are all eager to get out of here, so I'll let you talk. All I ask, is that you do the right thing: Make me look good.
Some teacher
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"Don't mess wit meh, or your gonna be sleepin wit da fishes... Trust me, that's fishes are not friendly bed companions."
xxBrokenByLovexx
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Darling, I am not a white knight.
Luke Spencer\Tony Geary
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There isn't a very fine line between a lie and leaving out a little bit. There's just the fact you can or cannot lie!
Nadia Key
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