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  1. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
        Woody Allen   Best?
  2. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
        Groucho Marx   Best?
  3. The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
        Abraham Lincoln   Best?
  4. In time we hate that which we often fear.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  5. Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
        Steven Wright   Best?
  6. ...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
        Dr. Seuss   Best?
  7. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
        Woody Allen   Best?
  8. Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.
        Aristotle   Best?
  9. I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  10. There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
        Willy Wonka   Best?
  11. Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
        Voltaire   Best?
  12. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
        Robin Williams   Best?
  13. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
        Abraham Lincoln   Best?
  14. It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
        Robert Benchley   Best?
  15. Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
        Epictetus   Best?
  16. The future depends on what we do in the present.
        Mahatma Gandhi   Best?
  17. Lost time is never found again.
        Benjamin Franklin   Best?
  18. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
        Steven Wright   Best?
  19. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
        Miss Piggy   Best?
  20. If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall,people will think you're drunk.
        Conan O'Brien   Best?
  21. Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
        Woody Allen   Best?
  22. Woe be to him that reads but one book.
        Adrienne Gusoff   Best?
  23. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
        John Lennon   Best?
  24. The time is always right to do what is right.
        Martin Luther King Jr.   Best?
  25. Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself!
        Marcus Aurelius Antoninus   Best?
  26. Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works...
        J. R .R. Tolkien   Best?
  27. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
        Terry Pratchett   Best?
  28. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
        Albert Einstein   Best?
  29. Even the longest day has its end.
        Irish Proverb   Best?
  30. All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
        J. R .R. Tolkien   Best?
  31. I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
        Albert Einstein   Best?
  32. I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
        Groucho Marx   Best?
  33. There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide.
        Ralph Waldo Emerson   Best?
  34. Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.
        Terry Pratchett   Best?
  35. I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  36. Time heals what reason cannot.
        Seneca   Best?
  37. In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
        George Orwell   Best?
  38. In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high.
        Henry David Thoreau   Best?
  39. Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  40. You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
        Ralph Waldo Emerson   Best?
  41. Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.
        Dr. Laura Schlessinger   Best?
  42. History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
        Percy Bysshe Shelley   Best?
  43. My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
        Fred Allen   Best?
  44. No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the page of history.
        William Hazlitt   Best?
  45. Time does not always pass at the same speed. We are the ones who determine that speed.
        Paulo Coelho   Best?
  46. Sometimes it falls upon a generation to be great. You can be that great generation.
        Nelson Mandela   Best?
  47. One must, from time to time, attempt things beyond one's capacity.
        Renoir   Best?
  48. A great artist is always before his time or behind it.
        George Moore   Best?

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