Thelordreigns's favorites, chosen by thelordreigns

  1. The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  2. The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  3. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  4. To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  5. Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day.
        Thomas Jefferson   Best?
  6. Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in previous lives.
        James Joyce   Best?
  7. If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them.
        George Orwell   Best?
  8. In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
        Unknown   Best?
  9. English is the easiest language to speak badly.
        George Bernard Shaw   Best?
  10. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
        Mark Twain   Best?
  11. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
        Mark Twain   Best?

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