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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Mark Twain
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.
Mark Twain
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain
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Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day.
Thomas Jefferson
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Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in previous lives.
James Joyce
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If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them.
George Orwell
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In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
Unknown
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English is the easiest language to speak badly.
George Bernard Shaw
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
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