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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Solomon Short Best?
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!
Muriel Strode Best?
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe Best?
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole Best?
The qualities which a man seeks in his beloved are those characteristics of his own soul, whether he knows it or not.
Plato Best?
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Clive Jones Best?
The best things in life don't make sense.
Alice Cooper Best?
Pride is a spiritual Cancer: It eats up the very possibilty of love, or contentment, or even common sense.
C. S. Lewis Best?
It's not the critic who counts. Not the man who points out how the doer of deeds might have done them better. Instead, the credit belongs to the man in the arena whose face is marred by sweat and blood and tears.
Theodore Roosevelt Best?
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Terry Pratchett Best?
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Wendy Northcutt Best?
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Robin Williams Best?
Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need parental supervision.
Dick Armey Best?
It's my fucking life and - you know what? - nobody invited you... so there's the door.
Billie Joe Armstrong Best?
Everything in life is either Illiegeal, Immortal, or Fattening
Anonymous Best?
he who laughs last thinks slowest
Theophilus Best?