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Raye Soleanna's favorites, chosen by Raye Soleanna

  1. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
        Woody Allen   Best?
  2. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
        Solomon Short   Best?
  3. Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  4. Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  5. Common sense is not so common.
        Voltaire   Best?
  6. CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.
        Ambrose Bierce   Best?
  7. The ocean is a body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
        Ambrose Bierce   Best?
  8. Et tu, Brute.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  9. Lord, what fools these mortals be!
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  10. Beware the ides of March.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  11. Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  12. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  13. I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  14. I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
        Woody Allen   Best?
  15. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
        Jack Nicholson   Best?
  16. The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
        Robert A. Heinlein   Best?
  17. Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
        Bill Watterson   Best?
  18. I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
        Bill Watterson   Best?
  19. A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.
        Jake Johanson   Best?
  20. If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a German, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I'm a German, and Germany will say that I'm a jew.
        Albert Einstein   Best?
  21. Come what come may,
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  22. Things are neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  23. There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
        Kurt Vonnegut   Best?
  24. All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely players.
        William Shakespeare   Best?
  25. The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
        Margo Kaufman   Best?
  26. As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
        H. Rider Haggard   Best?
  27. We can begin by noting that the body prefers to keep itself alive.
        John Tierney   Best?
  28. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
        Groucho Marx   Best?
  29. Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play.
        Charlie Parker   Best?
  30. Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper until you get the right answer.
        Carl Sandburg   Best?
  31. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
        Robin Williams   Best?
  32. Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
        Robin Williams   Best?
  33. The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.
        Betty Grable   Best?
  34. If one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry, full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place... called Albuquerque.
        'Weird Al' Yankovic   Best?
  35. We put the 'fun' back in 'dysfunctional'
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  36. Hey! Whatever part of my mind said that, please cut it out.
        Neal Visher   Best?
  37. Half-full? Half-empty? It's not even my F@&%#G cup !!!
        Neal Visher   Best?
  38. One day dogs are going to rule
        Tre Cool   Best?
  39. A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  40. Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I am a God.
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  41. I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today.
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  42. Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  43. When some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like shut up, your a moron, I have nothing to say to you.
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  44. What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? They were our own clothes, they just happened to be dresses...
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  45. Attack your instruments. Don't let them attack you.
        Billie Joe Armstrong   Best?
  46. Everything in life is either Illiegeal, Immortal, or Fattening
        Anonymous   Best?
  47. Is this not a reasonable place to park?
        Johnny Depp   Best?

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