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Woe be to him that reads but one book.Best?
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Living in a vacuum sucks.Best?
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Living hell is the best revenge.Best?
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The world is round; it has no point.Best?
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Every mile is two in winter.Best?
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.Best?
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.Best?
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He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself.Best?
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Girls just want to have funds.Best?
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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.Best?
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If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.Best?
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.Best?
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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.Best?
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There would be no great men if there were no little ones.Best?
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Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.Best?
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The best mirror is an old friend.Best?
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You must lose a fly to catch a trout.Best?
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Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.Best?
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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.Best?
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