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I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.Best?
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.Best?
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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.Best?
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Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.Best?
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.Best?
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.Best?
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Reality continues to ruin my life.Best?
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The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you become informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize that nothing is as clear and simple as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing.Best?
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Best?
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Unfortunately, we're all "someone else" to someone else.Best?
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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.Best?
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.Best?
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Best?
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