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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
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Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
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The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one.
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
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Live truth instead of professing it.
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If you suffer, thank God! -- it is a sure sign that you are alive.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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Life is just one damned thing after another.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
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In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
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The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
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A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...util death do them join.
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.
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I believe in courtesy, in kindness, in generosity, in good cheer, in friendship and in honest competition. I believe there is something doing somewhere, for every man ready to do it. I believe I'm ready, RIGHT NOW.
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The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
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Men are punished by their sins, not for them.
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Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid more that they do.
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So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill their.s
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How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
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Life in abundance comes only through great love.
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