Quotes by Emperor MAR

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  • Love is like butter. It is better when spread.
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  • I once jumped off a bridge then all my friends did too because I'm a trend setter.
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  • I wrote the quitter's anthem, well I never finished it.
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  • I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the dictionary. I didn't like it, it wasn't wordy enough for me.
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  • Jesus lifted himself up on the cross and drew me.
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  • I love food so much I could eat it every day of my life and be satisfied.
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  • I love team sports because one part of the crowd is always happy.
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  • Why can't we put our faces in a frown, then turn this world upside down?
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  • Super is supper with one ‘p’ that is how good supper is you see.
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