Quotes by Evan Esar

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  • America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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  • Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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  • Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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  • Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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  • A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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  • You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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