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Quotes by Homer Simpson

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  • I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth.
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  • English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
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  • Trying is the first step towards failure.
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  • Alchohol, the cause of and the solution to all the world's problems.
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  • I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.
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  • Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels.
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