Quotes by Jean Kerr

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  • I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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  • Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.
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  • I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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  • I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
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  • One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
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  • The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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