Quotes by Lenny Bruce

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  • Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government.
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  • There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
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  • When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
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  • In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
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  • It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
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  • Because I'm Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ. What can I say? It was one of those parties that got out of hand. I killed him because he wouldn't become a doctor.
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  • Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
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  • Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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  • Communism is like one big phone company.
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