Quotes by Mae West

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  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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  • Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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  • He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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  • Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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  • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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  • When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
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  • Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
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  • You're never too old to become younger.
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  • Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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  • I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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  • Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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  • I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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  • When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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  • It is better to looked over than overlooked.
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  • Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
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  • To err is human, but is feels divine.
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  • It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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  • It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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  • It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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  • I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.
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  • I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
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  • His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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  • A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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  • Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
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  • I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
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  • When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent.
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  • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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  • I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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  • Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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  • Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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