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Quotes by Margo Kaufman

  • The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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  • Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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  • I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? 'Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep.'
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  • The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
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