Quotes by Matt Groening

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  • If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?
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  • Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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  • Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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  • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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  • Warning signs that lover is bored:
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