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All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.Best?
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Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!Best?
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We personally believe that dogs are going to take over the world. And when they do, they're gonna hit everyone with shit.Best?
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I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass.Best?

