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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.Best?
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.Best?
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Best?
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When there are monsters there are miracles.Best?
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,Best?
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.Best?
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Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.Best?
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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,Best?
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken,Best?
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CandyBest?
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.Best?
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People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.Best?
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He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Best?
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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksBest?
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Best?
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Nietsche is Pietsche.Best?
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I drink because she nags, he saidBest?
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.Best?
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.Best?
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.Best?
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.Best?
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I think that I shall never seeBest?
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