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Fashion is for people who don't know who they are.Best?
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.Best?
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?Best?
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The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.Best?
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.Best?
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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.Best?
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Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.Best?
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Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.Best?
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.Best?
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The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.Best?
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.Best?
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.Best?
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?Best?
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.Best?
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.Best?
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.Best?
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.Best?
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