Quotes by Robert Byrne

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  • Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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  • Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
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  • Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
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  • Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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  • Love will find a lay.
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  • Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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  • Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
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  • Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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  • In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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  • Getting caught is the mother of invention.
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  • Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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  • Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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  • There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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