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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.Best?
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.Best?
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.Best?
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.Best?
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.Best?
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Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.Best?
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It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.Best?
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?Best?
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!Best?
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Just now when I said I have a crush on you you didn't say no way loser. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.Best?
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.Best?
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My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes.Best?
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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.Best?
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"Best?
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Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.Best?
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