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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?Best?
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.Best?
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.Best?
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.Best?
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.Best?
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.Best?
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If you ever have trouble sounding condescending, ask a UNIX user to show you how it's done.Best?
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Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.Best?
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.Best?
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Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade.Best?
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No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.Best?
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.Best?
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!Best?
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.Best?
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