Quotes by Steve Martin

  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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  • I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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  • There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
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  • I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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