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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.Best?
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.Best?
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.Best?
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.Best?
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Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.Best?
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.Best?
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.Best?
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...Best?
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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?Best?
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The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.Best?
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Best?
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[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.Best?
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.Best?
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.Best?
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.Best?
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers.Best?
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Always be aware of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual.Best?
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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.Best?
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?Best?
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