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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
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We're neither pure; nor wise; nor good; we do the best we know.
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Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
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It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one.
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Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
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As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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Canada: A few acres of snow.
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Common sense is not so common.
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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I have lost the half of myself – a soul for which mine was made.
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
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It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
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