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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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A day in the life of a doe
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Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Miscellaneous methods of Civil Disobedience:
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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