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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
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Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Plato
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Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
Albert Einstein
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Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
Constanze
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Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters into a million pieces. Maybe the bravest of all are those who have the courage to reach for it again.
Mary Higgins Clark
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Unknown
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Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
Plato
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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins
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A room without books is like a body without a soul.
G. K. Chesterton
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Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
William Shakespeare
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
Ambrose Bierce
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You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
C. S. Lewis
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I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body.
Winston Bennett
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Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
Lily Langtry
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
Dr. Seuss
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The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn't take.
Craig Volk
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.
Woody Allen
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The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women… merely adored.
Muriel Strode
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Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
Benjamin Franklin
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Anyone who's ever significantly changed the course of humanity has either been a Crackpot, a Heretic, or a Dissident. In the case of Albert Einstein, he was all three!
Carl Sagan
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson
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Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolutions.
Kahlil Gibran
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Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx
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Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Calvin Coolidge
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Anger as soon as fed is dead - 'Tis starving makes it fat.
Emily Dickinson
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God is dead.
Frederich Nietzsche
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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
J. R .R. Tolkien
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Muriel Strode
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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Aesop
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts...
Robert Fulghum
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This poem will never reach its destination.
Voltaire
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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.
Ambrose Bierce
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Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Ambrose Bierce
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
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Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
Muhammad Ali
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
Edvard Munch
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