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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends more on how we meet the events in our lives, than on those events themselves.
Alexander Humboldt
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You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.
Oprah Winfrey
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Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider these alternatives: if you win, you win all, if you lose you lose nothing. Do not hesitate, then, to wager that he is.
Blaise Pascal
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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
J. K. Rowling
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
Oprah Winfrey
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We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Marie de Rabutin-Chantal
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All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
Henry Miller
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Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.
Sigmund Freud
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We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed woman,—scorned, slighted, dismissed without a parting pang.
Colley Cibber
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It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.
Benjamin Franklin
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Leibowitz
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.
Galileo Galilei
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I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.
Douglas Adams
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
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The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Cicero
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Confucious
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Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
Ambrose Bierce
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We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
C. S. Lewis
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them
Muriel Strode
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While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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PIG, n. An animal (_Porcus omnivorus_) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
Ambrose Bierce
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe
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I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.
Abraham Lincoln
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Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.
Abraham Lincoln
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The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Abraham Lincoln
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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Abraham Lincoln
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In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Pliny the Elder
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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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It is better to go with an umbrella even if it might not rain than it is to get caught in the rain without it.
Michael Gabriel Bean
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It is an illuminating sign of beauty's generation by desire, that when the object of desire is securely won, the sense of its beauty languishes; few men are philosopher enough to desire what they have, and fewer still can find beauty in what no longer stirs desire.
Will Durant
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A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile instruments in its hands even for beneficial purposes, will find that with small men no great things can really be accomplished.
John Stuart Mill
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Joseph Heller
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America will never run... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders.
George W. Bush
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A clash of doctrines is not a disaster--it is an opportunity.
Alfred North Whitehead
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To find everything profound - that is an inconvenient trait. It makes one strain one's eyes all the time, and in the end one finds more than one might have wished.
Frederich Nietzsche
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It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
Randy K. Milholland
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