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Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
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Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Unknown
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A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
Hunter S. Thompson
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INCUMBENT, n. A person of the liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
Ambrose Bierce
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War is like love; it always finds a way.
Bertolt Brecht
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In jealousy there is more of self-love, than of love to another.
François de la Rochefoucauld
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What is allowed us is disagreeable, what is denied us causes us intense desire.
Ovid
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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
Unknown
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov
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To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Karen Sunde
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Agnes Repplier
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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
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Lots of people lose themselves in love, it's no shame, they write songs about it. The hitch is you can't stay lost, sooner or later you have to get back to yourself. If you can't then love becomes your master and you're just it's dog.
Marti Noxon
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Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Rilke
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Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Bible
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Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
G. Stanley Hall
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My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
Hilary Duff
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To be a good soldier, you must love the army. To be a good commander, you must be willing to order the death of the thing you love.
General Robert E. Lee
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.
Muriel Strode
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What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
Frederich Nietzsche
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Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Thomas Fuller
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
T.S. Elliot
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It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Katharn Hepburn
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There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
Christopher Morley
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What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?
Frederich Nietzsche
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Take something you love, tell people about it, bring together people who share your love and help make it better. Ultimately, you'll have more of whatever you love for yourself and for the world.
Julius Schwartz
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening
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The most important principle of divine philosophy is the oneness of the world of humanity, the unity of mankind, the bond conjoining East and West, the tie of love which blends human hearts.
Abdul Baha
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Margaret Cho
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There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.
Mother Theresa
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To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Muriel Strode
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Every single one of us can do things that no one else can do -- can love things that no one else can love. We are like violins. We can be used for doorstops, or we can make music. You know what to do.
Barbara Sher
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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Margaret Cho
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You know who I idolized? Mr. Rogers. Is there a market for the next Mr. Rogers? Because I'd love to do that. I'd much rather be quiet and important like him than live large and be some useless celebrity.
Clay Aiken
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To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Madonna
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What is it about possessing things? Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become jerks when we do? We've all been there-- you want something, to possess it. By possessing something you lose it. You finally win the girl of your dreams, the first thing you do is change her. The little things she does with her hair, the way she wears her clothes or the way she chews her gum. Pretty soon what you like, what you changed, what you don't like, blends together like a watercolor in the rain.
Jeff Melvoin
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We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure--full of surprises. Some good. Some bad.
Henry Bromel
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Emily Dickinson
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Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you.
Orson Scott Card
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You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman's name and claim to love her.
Real Live Preacher
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