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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen
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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.
Ambrose Bierce
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Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
George Carlin
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?
Terry Pratchett
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Honor and shame from no condition rise.
Alexander Pope
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All cats are gray in the dark.
Benjamin Franklin
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There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!
William Shakespeare
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Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the same amount of indignation as those offended.
Plato
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.
Hugh Elliott
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Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
Plato
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The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
Sir Francis Bacon
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I know indeed what evil I intend to do,
Euripedes
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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Aesop
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Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
Ambrose Bierce
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It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Old Chinese Proverb
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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Evil is relative…You can't hang a sign on it. You can't touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
Glen Cook
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The dark today leads into light tomorrow;
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
H. L. Mencken
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I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial.
Charles Baudelaire
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He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
J. R .R. Tolkien
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Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And it is youth who must inherit the tribulation, the sorrow, and the triumphs that are aftermath of war.
Herbert Hoover
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No flower of art ever fully blossomed save it was nourished by tears of agony.
Isadora Duncan
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The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.
E. M. Forster
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You add insult to injury.
Muriel Strode
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Walter Bagehot
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UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
Ambrose Bierce
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.
Lillian Hellman
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There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out.
Russian proverb
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen
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Remember that the evil which is now in the world will only get more powerful, and that it is not evil which conquers evil, but only love.
The Grand Duchess Olga of Russ
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There are laws for everything except the harm families do.
Sue Grafton
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I see young men, my townsmen, whose misfortune it is to have inherited farms, houses, cattle, barns, and farming tools, for these are more easily acquired than gotten rid of. Better if they had been born in the open pasture and suckled by a wolf, that they might have seen with clearer eyes what field they were called to labour in.
Henry David Thoreau
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The treacherous are ever distrustful.
J. R .R. Tolkien
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Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
John F. Kennedy
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