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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Woody Allen
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Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me... Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me throughout the rest of my life and i will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
Bible
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Every child deserves a home and love. Period.
Dave Thomas
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Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow.
Theodore Epp
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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Muriel Strode
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Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Jacques Delille
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I wish you all the good and charm that life can offer. Think of me kindly, and rest assured that no one would more rejoice to hear of your happiness.
Ludwig van Beethoven
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Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where he belongs in the scheme of things and what he may achieve. Destroy the place and you destroy the person.
Frank Herbert
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All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark cafe.
Joni Mitchell
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Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
Irish Proverb
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Mark Twain
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
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I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
William Shakespeare
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A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
Albert Einstein
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To laugh is to live profoundly.
Milan Kundera
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The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.
George Will
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Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Scandinavian Proverb
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Don't buy the house; buy the neighborhood.
Russian proverb
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We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.
Marilyn Manson
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
H. P. Lovecraft
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The road to a friend's house is never long.
Danish Proverb
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
Dave Barry
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He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
Albert Einstein
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
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We have weapons of mass destruction we have to address here at home. Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction. Homelessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Unemployment is a weapon of mass destruction.
Dennis Kucinich
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Die, but do not retreat.
Joseph Stalin
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All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
John Lennon
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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Irish Blessing
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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal
Woody Allen
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Martin H. Fischer
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We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce man: scorned, ridiculed and forgotten. When his cause succeeds, however, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Vince Lombardi
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You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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When writing a novel that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.'
Neil Gaiman
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I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.
Vincent van Gogh
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There's no jealousy in the grave.
Rudyard Kipling
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