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Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
George Carlin
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The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.
George Bernard Shaw
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Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
Frederich Nietzsche
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To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
George Bernard Shaw
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When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
Voltaire
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An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feeling. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.
Carl Jung
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
Unknown
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What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Arthur Miller
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
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Honesty is what made me the man I am today - cruel, unforgiving and lonely.
Steven Randolph
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Apathy isn't it. We can do something. So flower power didn't work. So what. We start again.
John Lennon
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Morality is herd instinct in the individual.
Frederich Nietzsche
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Every silver lining has a touch of grey.
Jerry Garcia
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Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Henry David Thoreau
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When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence to dissipate.
Pamela Ribon
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Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
Maurice Setter
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Dolly Parton
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Just living is not enough, said the Butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
Hans Christian Andersen
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Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
Salvador Dali
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A federal judge has ruled that Microsoft should be split into two different companies. One company will have the Windows operating system and the other will count Bill Gates' money.
Conan O'Brien
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Money: There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Sophocles
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
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Nobel prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.
George Bernard Shaw
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I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices.
Muriel Strode
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Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
Robert A. Heinlein
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History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
Albert Einstein
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If we abide by the principles taught by the Bible, our country will go on prospering.
Daniel Webster
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He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.
Confucious
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Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one. If it satisfies one want, it doubles and trebles that want another way. That was a true proverb of the wise man, rely upon it; "Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith.
Benjamin Franklin
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A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.
Buddha
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Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
Margaret Young
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Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Charles Spencer
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Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.
Jean Paul Richter
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If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Agatha Christie
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Honesty is the best image.
Tom Wilson
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken
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