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Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're giving none away.
Pink Floyd
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Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.
William Shakespeare
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
William Shakespeare
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
William Shakespeare
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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Sir Thomas More
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The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.
Plutarch
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Money alone sets all the world in motion.
Publilius Syrus
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A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Publilius Syrus
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
Horace
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Endless money forms the sinews of war.
Cicero
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It is not righteousness to outrage
Sophocles
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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.
Themistocles
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The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Homer
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When someone says, 'It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing', it's the money.
Kin Hubbard
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[To a first-term congressman who wanted wanted excused from voting with the party to satisfy his biggest contributors:] Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here.
Sam Rayburn
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I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.
Michael Dell
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Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff
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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously.
Thomas Sowell
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Herbert Rappaport
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An old puzzle asks how a barometer can be used to measure the height of a building. Answers range from dropping the instrument from the top and measuring the time of its fall to giving it to the building's superintendent in return for a look at the plans. A modern version of the puzzle asks how a personal computer can balance a checkbook. An elegant solution is to sell the machine and deposit the money.
Jon Bentley
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The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end.
A. Whitney Brown
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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.
Mark Twain
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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
Dave Barry
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Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if you owe money, you can put in for an enormous refund and the agent will probably give it to you, just to avoid an audit. What does he care? It's not his money.
Dave Barry
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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.
Arthur Godfrey
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They had been corrupted by money, and he had been corrupted by sentiment. Sentiment was the more dangerous, because you couldn't name its price. A man open to bribes was to be relied upon below a certain figure, but sentiment might uncoil in the heart at a name, a photograph, even a smell remembered.
Graham Greene
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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
Mark Twain
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A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an electro-chemical reduction plant, integral with segregated stowages of special energy extracts in storage batteries, for subsequent actuation of thousands of hydraulic and pneumatic pumps, with motors attached; 62,000 miles of capillaries....
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.
Richard Whately
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
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Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
John Ciardi
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Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
George Bernard Shaw
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Lady Astor
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
John Ciardi
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Money is always there, but the pockets change.
Gertrude Stein
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Business is a good game - lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
Atari founder Nolan Bushnell
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The love of money is the root of all virtue.
George Bernard Shaw
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Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
Samuel Butler
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