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True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings;
William Shakespeare
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Mad, adj: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Ambrose Bierce
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Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
Mary Poppins
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'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
J. R .R. Tolkien
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HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, a one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.
Ambrose Bierce
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I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep.
Steven Wright
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The words you speak today should be soft and tender... for tomorrow you may have to eat them.
Unknown
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It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Old Chinese Proverb
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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Voltaire
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Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
Abraham Lincoln
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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
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Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube.
Hunter S. Thompson
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We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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There's no easy way out. If there were, I would have bought it. And believe me, it would be one of my favorite things!
Oprah Winfrey
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The dark today leads into light tomorrow;
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
Harry S. Truman
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The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Thomas Hobbes
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Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
Frank A. Clark
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Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.
Louisa May Alcott
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I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial.
Charles Baudelaire
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It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what you're doing, or it comes out flat. You can't fake your way through this.
Real Live Preacher
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Ellen DeGeneres
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A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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When writing a novel that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.'
Neil Gaiman
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We're like actors, turned loose in this world to wander in search of a phantom, endlessly searching for a half formed shadow of our lost reality. When others demand that we become the people they want us to be, they force us to destroy the person we really are. It's a subtle kind of murder. The most loving parents and relatives commit this murder with smiles on their faces.
Jim Morrison
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Petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of reality.
Henry David Thoreau
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
George Bernard Shaw
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
William Shakespeare
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There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable.
Voltaire
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The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.
Ovid
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The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Muriel Strode
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It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.
Unknown
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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
H. P. Lovecraft
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I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
Sylvia Plath
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday.
Unknown
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers.
Terry Pratchett
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That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile.
Randy Newman
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