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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Jimmy Buffett
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Action indeed is the sole medium of expression for ethics.
Jane Adams
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Roald Dahl
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The athlete makes himself, the coach doesn't make the athlete.
Bill Bowerman
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Mitch Hedburg
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The only person you should ever compete with is yourself. You can't hope for a fairer match.
Todd Ruthman
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Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth.
William Shakespeare
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Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
Robert A. Heinlein
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You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.
Mary Pickford
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Why a duck?
Chico Marx
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
Les Brown
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The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Carl Jung
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Philip Crosby
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Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
Jack Nicklaus
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His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. She had emphasized the corollary of this axiom even more vehemently: when you desired a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would create it.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by a dryrot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in a magnificient glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
Jack London
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Once in the racket you're always in it.
Al Capone
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That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Mel Brooks
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No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Saint Jerome
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Beat me, hate me, you can never break me.
Michael Jackson
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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide.
Chris Hubbock
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Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
Andre Gide
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There you stand like a duck in a thunderstorm again - aren't you ever going to understand?
Mozart
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It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas.
George Santayana
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I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features.
Henry David Thoreau
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A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
Thomas Jefferson
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Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let's play that over again too. Who decides?
Robert A. Heinlein
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Robert A. Heinlein
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You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho Marx
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Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. In is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and a manly heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
Alfred Mercier
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The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition and to guide the child over to important fields for society. Such a school demands from the teacher that he be a kind of artist in his province.
Albert Einstein
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The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.
Plato
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Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations.
Jane Austen
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Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Michel de Montaigne
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It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Unknown
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Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
Pooh's Little Instruction Book
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Henry David Thoreau
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