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We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.
Alex Comfort
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History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think they will get in; for I don't believe there are any locks on that door, or any guards at the gate. I always imagine it is as it is in the picture, where the shining ones stretch out their hands to welcome poor Christian as he comes up from the river.
Louisa May Alcott
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Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.
Terry Pratchett
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All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark cafe.
Joni Mitchell
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Lost time is never found again.
Benjamin Franklin
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Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
Ambrose Bierce
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
Fred Allen
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The time is always right to do what is right.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall,people will think you're drunk.
Conan O'Brien
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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
George Orwell
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The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.
Thucydides
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I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
William Shakespeare
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...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Dr. Seuss
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A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
Albert Einstein
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Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
Unknown
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No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the page of history.
William Hazlitt
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.
Lemony Snicket
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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
Albert Einstein
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Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you small, you are in essence ignoring the owner's manual your creator gave you and destroying your design.
Oprah Winfrey
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Miss Piggy
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To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Emily Dickinson
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Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.
Aristotle
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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works...
J. R .R. Tolkien
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Woe be to him that reads but one book.
Adrienne Gusoff
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Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead.
Bach
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas Adams
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
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The future depends on what we do in the present.
Mahatma Gandhi
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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert A. Heinlein
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx
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One dies only once, and then for such a long time!
Moliere
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams
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Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts...
Robert Fulghum
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
Unknown
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To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
Aaron Copland
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided he could do nothing about something.
L. Ron Hubbard
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In a free society no one can win all the time. No one can have his way all the time and no one is right all the time.
Richard M. Nixon
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