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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works...
J. R .R. Tolkien
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Woe be to him that reads but one book.
Adrienne Gusoff
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It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our friends, but just as much to stand up to our enemies.
J. K. Rowling
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson
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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Robin Williams
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
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If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
Benjamin Franklin
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By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.
Adolf Hitler
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Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
Unknown
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When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.
Theodore Roosevelt
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
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Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.
Chinese Proverb
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Ellen DeGeneres
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When you reach the thing you were desiring, if it doesn't satisfy you, it was not what you were desiring.
C. S. Lewis
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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.
Woodrow Wilson
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Kind words do not cost much. They never blister the tongue or lips. They make other people good-natured. They also produce their own image on men's souls, and a beautiful image it is.
Blaise Pascal
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Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
Leo Rosten
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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.
G. K. Chesterton
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...Why the hell are we conditioned into the smooth strawberry-and-cream mother-goose, Alice-and- Wonderland fable, only to be broken on the wheel as we grow older and become aware of ourselves as individuals with a dull responsibility in life?
Sylvia Plath
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Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
Alan Moore
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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
J. R .R. Tolkien
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Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
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The pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, an almost fanatical love of justice, and the desire for personal independence - these are the features of Jewish tradition that make me thank my stars that I belong to it.
Albert Einstein
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
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No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.
C. S. Lewis
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I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.
Homer Simpson
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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Soren Kierkegaard
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This poem will never reach its destination.
Voltaire
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
Unknown
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Life's truest happiness is found in friendships we make along the way.
Unknown
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
Leonardo da Vinci
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If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.
Lemony Snicket
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Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all else follows.
George Orwell
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The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Richard Nixon
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Guns are neat little things, aren't they? They can kill extraordinary people with very little effort.
John Hinckley
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Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
Muhammad Ali
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